1. moose

2. Over the past 60 years, hockey has changed a lot for the SHL. To begin with, they've moved from being a human only player league, to allowing all sorts to join in and have fun with the sport of hockey. Most noticeably there are many animals, which is prompting the IIHF league commissioners to discuss whether or not they need or even have enough animals to create the "Noah's Ark" region of the league. Some argue that placing all of the animals together is unfair, but it's really unclear if its unfair to the animals, or to the rest of the league. While a tiny Adelie penguin would not seem like much of a threat, a walrus and moose coupled together is definitely something more terrifying to behold. While it may not be something which is coming to fruition soon, there is definitely a lot of work to be done to create parity in this new age between these newfound animal (and other) players, and the human players.

3. Nevada has never won a challenge cup and honestly I don't know where to find the information to figure out who has won previous cups. In terms of emulating another team who did win a cup, well, I guess I'll go with Chicago, because I'm pretty sure Corey won one once. The things we would do to emulate his team is just to be fun and create a place that is also fun. By having a locker room and environment that is filled with people that you love and that want to spend time with you, it makes it so much easier for you to get free agents, or in the case of the SMJHL keep the players still sent down or asking to be sent down to try and win one with you. There's a lot more that could be said about TPE and on the ice and types of hockey player archetype things (idk what they are called in the SHL), but short of knowing I'm a defensive player, I have no idea what any of that would be.

4. During the dinosaur Simulation Hockey League era, there were some things which were actually more akin to games these days. Not all dinosaurs could play hockey, especially the T-Rex who has incredibly tiny arms. So, because of the fact that his tiny arms would mean that he cannot hold a hockey stick and really achieve the right swinging motion to do anything, the dinosaur hockey league played hockey with their tails. Yes indeed, they swung at the puck and moved it around with their tails, and it was much more akin to playing air hockey and just slamming the puck over and over again, than it was anything like hockey is today. There was occasional blood spilled onto the ice as the dinosaurs would play, especially in mixed herbivore and carnivore leagues, but what can you do, it is the natural of the predators to kill the prey. Short of the blood and the lack of sticks and the physical size of the arena, everything else was pretty much the same. Games always ended in ties, though, because the dinosaurs realized that sticking a fat dinosaur in that covered the whole goal was really the easiest way to prevent points from being scored on them.

19. Have you ever seen an episode of scooby doo? Well if you haven't here is how it tends to work. The Scooby squad pile into the van and are heading somewhere, then they get stopped for some reason and someone goes "there's a monster haunting this place" and the scooby squad pile into the house or the amusement park, whatever it is, and they start looking around. Spooky things happen, gotta fill like 20 minutes after all, and at the end they capture the "ghost" or the "monster" and then pull of his mask.

I'd do this. I'd just go to the game, then using Texas' cowboy roping skills against them, I'd wrangle up all of the players, and pull off their masks. Now, you've said they swapped bodies, so I guess the only thing I could do would be to channel the fact that in football I am know as the murder-moose to make sure that everyone knows the stakes here. So Melvin would be threatening them bodily harm until they comply. Maybe it's a little too far, maybe it's a little much, he is reformed and wouldn't murder anyone actually, but like, they wouldn't know that. Nobody knows that Melvin captures every single fly in order to keep them. So after this, they would confess and everyone would realize that nothing has changed and some parts of the league still suck.

21. In order to make the new PT directors life more difficult, I will be posting all of my future point tasks as pictures of moose's actual handwriting from here on out. They will be over the word count, but on top of having to read and decipher moose's handwriting, the new PT director will need to count every single word by hand. There won't be a fancy copy and paste, and because of the fact that it won't be typed up in the correct size, there won't be a way to just glance and go 'yes that looks right' and there won't be a bot which will be able to pull the data either.