CREATIVE PROMPT

Now that Winnipeg has no money, I am in charge of making it work with exactly zero budget. To begin, players will no longer use standard hockey uniforms. They will now wear boxer shorts and we will spray paint their jersey number on their chest and back. We will start by using the rest of the hockey sticks we still have in inventory, but as they break we will share them. When there are less than five left, we will use cheap 2 x 4's that can be obtained from a scrap wood pile behind the local lumber yard. For skates, we shall use marbles which we will crazy glue onto the soles of our feet. The regulation pucks will be replaced with smooth, flat rocks that can be found in the nearby babbling brook. We will sell the zamboni and the ice will be maintained by a volunteer crew similar to that of a grounds crew at a baseball game. Cutting these costs is easy if you know where to save.