CREATIVE PROMPT

Oh boy. We knew that this day would come. I mean that kid is a wreck. Thank God Dragons organization is person first mentality. No janitor or Dragons cheerleader girls would lose a job. So... How cuts would work?

1) We would reduce clothing on cheerleaders. Less fabric to buy or clean. I mean they are dirty girls.
2) In winter we could open the stadium roof, turn off the heat and just rename it "Winter Classic"
3) We could give away guest performers in breaks. We don't have a specific band to play so we usually hire for a single time. (No person would be fired.) In the other words, this would mean in intermission to listen Esa Parmborg singing "Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Baby".
4) Lower beer price to normal. This would allow consumers to consume more, making an opposite effect on the Dragons franchise economy. Also, this would lead to buying more snacks. Win-win situation.