I would look at something different, like changing the pay scale for the players… so they’ll still get paid, and they’re not fired, but it will be less money we give them. Something like $10 for every goal they score and $5 for every assist. The goalie will get $1 for every save they make. That way we’ll save lots of money since Chimkin Tendy is on the team and he fucking sucks. So his pay will go from like $4 million a season to like 25 dollars. Additionally, fans will no longer get the concessions they’re used to. They’ll now be fed water scooped fresh from Lake Erie and whatever we can scrounge from the dumpster behind the local Ruby Tuesday’s. Also I know we can’t fire anyone but I would really like to fire Lee… unrelated to the money issue. No? Okay. Well then another thing we could do is turn all the lights off and save on that electric bill. We could just play with a glow in the dark puck and night vision.