S64 PT #2: Deficit
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![]() Registered Posting Freak Quote:PLAYER PROMPT- Rumours are circulating in the locker room that some stooge in upper management lost a ton of the team's money. Suddenly you've been called into the GM's office to discuss your next contract, and they want you to take less than you're worth. Listen, GM. Friend, amigo, ami, 친구. There’s no way I can take a pay cut. I can’t afford to give up my extensive collection of antique glasses and silverware, nor can I afford to give up my vast array of retro jet engines that requrie around-the-clock maintenance from expert aviation mechanics. I enjoy daily ventures to the casino in Atlantic City. I put it all on black, and when that doesn’t work, I double down on red. So let me ask you. Are my tastes expensive? Yes. But do I not have a right to spend insane amounts of money that I earned by shooting (and missing) the net eight times a game and playing zero defense? I am a legend in the SHL. I am the greatest defenseman since Alonzo Garbonzo, and children grow up wishing they could be Adam Barron. I need to maintain that image, and that means designer suits and limited edition sports cars that guzzle gas faster than a 747… which I have the engine of. In my collection. Of Jet airplanes. |
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