Prompt #1

The Berserkers are pissed, seasons of success down the drain because little Timmy thought NFTs were the future.  It starts with the concessions, fans will no longer be able to get premium Franks for $5, but rather are going to be chowing down on Ikea Hotdogs for the steal of a price at $4.99.  Inside the Locker Room the players have had a rough adjustment, the Xbox Ones were traded in for PS2's, this probably rattles Rand Al'Thor the most because he finds his little hands struggle with the PS2 controller (I can't believe they are wired!).

Players have had to start bringing in their own shampoo for the showers, while also taking their laundry home to ensure Timmy's budget will balance at the end of the season.  Unfortunately our stick sponsorship is still holding up, but oddly enough we've had a ton of "Game-Used" Auctions lately and I've lost my record breaking gear from last season.  Is it time to demand a trade?