S64 PT #2: Deficit
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Sopath
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The first thing the team does is get a sponsor for literally everything that it can sponsor. Sponsor on the jerseys, helmets, pants, and whatever. I think the innovative thing we could do is give sponsors the right to sponsor our logo. In the sky of the Aurora logo could be a Depends Adult Under Garment logo. Then we'll sell season ticket licenses. That way fans aren't able to buy a season ticket without first buying a right to buy a season ticket. Then we will charge 12 bucks for a 12 oz beer. One thing we can do to keep our costs down is forfeit every single game against eastern conference teams. That way we never have to fly to games on the east, which would save immensely in plane fair. Last we threaten to move from Winnipeg to Arizona unless the fans generate 50 million dollars to pay our team for us. With this plan we don't even have to pay the players. It's a full proof plan, what could go wrong?
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