Given the team's poor financial state, it may be too much to ask to come out with a profit. So instead, we will pivot to revolutionary tactics referred to as the Coyote Ugly System. Firstly, we will be major benefits of the league revenue sharing agreement, which will essentially hand us free money straight out of the pockets of other teams who didn't waste money on Finn NFTs. Then, given how the team's arena deal is so heavily tied financially to the city itself, the municipality of Seattle will be responsible for yet another share of the losses. Finally, if someone critiques our financial situation, we will have commissioner WannaBeFinn release a statement strongly supporting us that implies strongly he would kill to keep us afloat. Finally, we would carry the financial losses forward to future corporate tax returns, recouping some of the NFT costs at tax time. It's not an ideal situation but sometimes the best thing you can do is very little.