To save money, @notorioustig has decided to rebrand the Seattle Argonauts after a lucrative offer came in from Skyline Chili. We will now be playing under the new team name of the Skyline Cheese Coneys! This has not only injected a huge sum of money into the organization but has also revitalized the sorely lacking cafeteria. Before we only had dry chicken and unsauced pasta, but now we get God's greatest gift to this earth, Skyline. Have a tough practice and need something to chow down on? Grab yourself a couple coneys. Want to celebrate a huge win over another SHL team? Head on down and pick up a chilito or two. This has also given us plenty of money to afford any top tier free agents that may be hitting the market soon. The future is looking bright in Seattle and that's not just the yellow cheese you see on the coneys!

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