The biggest key to keep the old-timers coming back is through their stomachs. We do brunch at every game. All you can eat buffet because we know they all love free shit. On top of the free food, we start having longer intermissions so they can all get their naps in between periods. The music also changes. Nothing gets played from 1960 or later. All of it is also just strictly on an old time organ so they really get the feeling like it is 1945 again. What else do old people love? Werthers hard candies. Instead of hats getting thrown on the ice after a player scores three goals, everyone throws those delicious caramels out there. How do they get all of them you ask? That is the giveaway at every game. All the candy all the time. We have to give the people what they want, and these people want CANDY!

Brunch Buffet, naps, old time music on an organ and free candy. What else can they want? It will be an all out old timers home!



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