S65 PT #2: Matinée
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thiefofcheese
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Targeting old folks will be a challenge in many areas. Outside of the timing scenario that was already stated we have to worry about stairs, lack of visibility, diet and many other areas. I will focus on diet initially because that will be some low hanging fruit. The arena can begin to stock Ensure shakes to keep our elderly fans fed without the need to chew or even leave their seats. "Hey beer man! 2 IPAs please" can be replaced by "Hey Sonny Boy! I will have a shake. $12?!?! These cost $2.95 at Walmart. Do I look like I am made of money? No! Get that shit out of my face!" I am sure it will be great.
The league would also need to expand the number of available bathrooms for this aging populace. If you are caught trying to go pee between periods it can seriously take 15+ minutes to get through the line. We must now line all walk ways with porta potties and should consider stocking the beer man with some depends too. (BTW - I love the older generations and the views in this PT do not reflect my actual views of those who happen to be older than I) |
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