Ok, so i am playing in Atlanta, which has pretty decent weather. And by decent, i mean hot as hell. So no point in sending old people to Florida to enjoy the nice weather, they can stay in Georgia. So we are going a different route: SNOW VACATIONS! Want to find a reason to replace your old hip? Come on down to the Atlanta Inferno Arena, and play some bingo for the possibility of winning a nice snow vacation, in Aspen! And what if you really enjoy it there, and do not want to really stop on "vacations"? Well, if you are a regular, you may be entitled to participate on a draw that could net your a freaking time share there! Imagine, spending all your time (terms and conditions apply) in the cold, breaking bones!

So, you buy as many bingo cards as you want and whoever wins it, gets these amazing awards. What more could you want?


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