S65 PT #2: Matinée
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sköldpaddor
Commissioner Turtle Lord
prompt 1: Wow the older generations really are trying to ruin everything, huh? I guess in order to appeal to the noon hockey audience, we are going to start having a lot of foods that they like at the concession stand. In addition to the stuff stuff like nachos and hotdogs, we are going to start having bags of those weird candies that look like strawberries that your grandma always had in her candy dish but never seemed to exist anywhere else. We will also have bags of werther's available for purchase. We will also have a bunch of things that might not even be old but sound old, like sarsaparilla, and asparagus. That's just the food. The game experience will also be a bit different. Instead of hazardous intermission activities like shooting competitions and foot races, we will have everyone in those giant inflatable bubbles, because we really don't want anyone's grandparents getting hurt. Also, the prizes will be things my grandma would want. You could win a Buick sedan, or a cruise where you simply sail around Florida to the other side of Florida.
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