The first thing we would have to do is get rid of all of the concession stands that are in the arenas already, and replace them with only buffet style food offerings because senior citizens love themselves a good buffet. They wouldn't be able to resist it. Another thing that we discussed was maybe banning young zoomers from the arena as a way to attract the 60+ demographic. But then we realized that the 60+ demographic loves telling zoomers and anyone younger than them how it used to be back in the day, so there will only be a rule that young people have to sit and listen to these stories and they can't roll their eyes. Instead of towels or other souvenirs being left on the seats in the arenas we will start leaving Sunday edition papers and old Reader's Digest issues on the seats. They won't care if it is older editions they will just have plenty to read when there is a break in the action. Lastly we are thinking of replacing the regular plexiglass with glass that enlarges what is seen through it so that the senior citizens can better see the puck and the action. We thought about an in game glow puck but we just ended up lighting the thing on fire and that seems unsafe around all the old people.

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