Oh my gosh this one is a toughie! I don't even know any hockey slang to know if I am copying something preexisting or properly making something new or not. Can I just use whomps from Recess which stands in as a sort of general unpleasantness? More people should use that. Agoobwah from Boy Meets World that means something so bad that there was not previously a word to describe it.

Going to make it new with Hawbooga for when something just happened that is so amazing that you cannot properly describe it with the adjectives that you know. Like having a hat trick five point game when you did not even know how many people are supposed to be on the ice at one time leading into your career. Does that work?