Agent Tesla: Alright the first thing we are going to do to make all these senior citizens comfortable is we are going to make the games black and white.

Anthropomorphic PT: We are trying to drive traffic to the stadiums not increase home viewership. How would that help?

Agent Tesla: You misunderstand me. I do not mean we make the broadcasts black and white, but make the games themselves that. This will require a minor degree of reality warping, however I am sure I can find an item or power to make it happen in my collection of tool belts.

Anthropomorphic PT: Carry on.

Agent Tesla: The intermission entertainment is going to be varied, but I will detail a few of the options for you. Rapid reenactments of cases from the original Perry Mason, and we can keep it in touch with the youth by throwing in Phoenix Wright references too! Bingo games because they also double as giveaways and are what the people are used to doing. Finally just send someone out to mindlessly talk about the weather until the game is back on.

The Anthropomorphic PT still looking for an exist from after the Phoenix Wright comment: I love it so far do tell me more!

Agent Tesla: The one major extra service I think we need to add is a whole lot more bathroom stalls. Old people go to the bathroom at a rate unheard of relative to the youths of the world and we want to be as prepared for that as we can be. That will also include diaper change stations that can support the weight of a full grown adult, and given we have teams in America that has to be a big full grown adult to be safe.

The pepperoni pizza with pepperonis arranged into the shape of a smiley face left behind by the Anthropomorphic PT that fled down the fire escape: …

Agent Tesla: Glad you agree with the idea so much Mister PT!