For the SHL to really start to appeal to more age groups, specifically the older ones like those in the 60 year old age range, the game is gonna have to ditch everything that is modern and fun for the most part. This may come at the expense of every age group under 60 but for that coveted 60+ group? I would sacrifice damn near the entire world. That means no more digital tickets allowed, only paper ones, and they can't be printed on a home printer either you gotta buy them from a box office. In addition, we're ditching the "Play Boy Carters" and the "Little Waynes", so we can play some REAL music like The Beatles or The Rolling Stones. Lastly, to really appeal to our old kings, we're gonna providing entertainment in between periods that these geezers can really appreciate, like bingo, shuffleboard (on ice), long rants about immigration from guest host Don Cherry, and instead of a t-shirt cannon we'll instead have a cannon that shoot grocery store coupons.