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Alright so all games now start at new and we're aiming to get those oldies but goldies watching more hockey. Well I think the next best thing is to realize that many of our seasoned friends may not have the greatest of eye sight, so starting now, play by play will not only just be for tv, they will be announced live at games too for everyone to hear. No need to squint and try to figure out who exactly that is with the puck, our in house play by play broadcasters will let you know exactly who that player is and what they're doing! As for intermissions, during the first intermission, we will introduce 10 minute yoga for the old folk to stretch out those muscles. Don't wanna put their back out on the way to the washroom. Speaking of washrooms, portapotties on the staircases so they don't have far to go. And speaking of staircases, they are all now escalators, to make it safer to go up and down.