S65 PT #2: Matinée
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Heck yes! back to noon games would be amazing. The arenas can arrange easy transportation with retirement homes, and being a large center can make sure to have enough medical staff and supplies on standby to cover any unfortunate accidents. A lot of rinks will need some retrofitting because the stairs are pretty steep, so sponsorship deals with stair lift companies will be the hot ticket around the league. What event do seniors love doing? Mall Walking! Well intermission walking is basically the same thing. They can walk laps around the concessions in intermissions. Ok - so they have their exercise, but what about nutrition you ask, afterall stadium food isn't known to be the best and a lot of these folks aren't able to chew. Well look no further than our Vitamix tm booth! For only $3.50 you can get your food professionally blended so you can easily consume it through a straw. Hotdogs, popcorn, nachos, soft serve, you name it! What about cost you ask? These games aren't cheap. Well we have that covered as well! We have excellent food and medical facilities and transportation, and our newest partnership with a Chip Reverse Mortgage is perfect in this scenario. You worked hard for your money, so why should you be expected to leave it all to your spoiled, entitled, bratty kids? They can make their own futures, shouldn't you be able to enjoy your retirement? A Reverse Mortgage will allow you to be a season ticket owner and stay in your home for the rest of the days with absolutely no risk! |
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