What changes would I make to reach the old timers, Leviadan? Man. I would make quite a few changes, that can't be denied. The changes I'd make, they'd be mighty sublime! LOL! little rhyme, is that a crime? I would, first of all, change all food and drink in the arena to be hot dogs. You're gonna have to eat em, you're gonna have to drink em. I like hot dogs. Secondly, I would regret my hot dog decision and actually go for the poutine route. Old people love poutine But enough about food. Here's the big change: Only non-hockey fans are allowed to attend games. Yeah. What are the hockey fans gonna do? Stop watching hockey? Are you joking me? HAha stop kidding me guys. We need new fans. We will force elderly basketball and football fans to watch hockey in our arenas at gunpoint, and make them pay A LOT more to do it. Finally, my biggest change yet, I will replace all mascots with Ben Waters Jr lifesize figurines, just to improve the atmosphere.