Creative Prompt

We barely had games start on time at 7PM, how are we gonna be able to televise those games at noon now? That might be part of the plan to force those old people to go to games as games will clearly won't be streamed at noon. Smart idea I must say. If we want to fill a whole arena we must first need some rules change. Players have to play without helmets so the ladies can enjoy the show if you know what I mean. We need the game to be physical like it once was, a minimum of 3 fights has to happen every games. 5 fights and all people in the attendance get free peppermints, that will get the crowd going. How to compete with bingo nights you say? Well easy, after every period there will be a 2 hours bingo session. Listen players might complain that games are now 6 hours long but that's not my problem.