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so to get these old bums into the arena we're gonna have to appeal to what they love most - playing games of member when? you see in this future dystopian hell-paradise where only hockey exists and its like 2028 or something which is hella far away, so by then all these nerds making member when tweets and reddit threads will now be prunin it up in the old folks homes with their other old friends. so we're gonna create the new member experience. not new member as in new member to the club, but new member as in its a new program focused on doin a member. member super sexy henrik luncqkfist? yea he's now giga old but still super hot somehow its really not fair. if you subscribe to our new member member club you can get a photo with him and do a "hey member when no cups lol" with him 4 times a year at select games