Prompt 1

I don't know too much about North American old people culture BUT what I do know I have mostly learned from South Park. So I would probably start by screening JAG reruns for atleast two hours before the game started. There would also be a break before the game so that all the old folks could get some Salisbury steak. There would also be a Florida theme so the arena would be very warm and there would have to be a bubble around the ice so that it stays melted. Hawaiian shirts would be mandatory and there would be plenty of fancy cocktails with the little umbrellas on top. I think that would really add to the feel. To finish, there would be a post-game hangout with plenty of bridge and backgammon. We would continue late into the night (like 5PM) and then they would be driven home by some ethnic person that they could tell their families about, say something like "He was ethnic but he was a really nice young man."