creative prompt:

To broaden the appeal of the SHL to the 60+ (AKA Old AF) Crowd, Head Office will be implementing the following changes:

Free container of Ben Gay with the purchase of a ticket. Concessions and food service providers will be replacing fries with bowls of prunes, and all candies and snack foods will be replaced with Werthers Original, mentos, chocolate-covered raisins, and black liquorice all-sorts.

Also introducing the Early-Early Bird Special! Show up at 10 AM for the noon stream, and you'll receive a 10% off coupon for Golden Corral. For pre-game entertainment, there will be a member of custodial staff with purple hair leaning idly on a mop, listening to music on airpods, to provide maximum inspiration for grumblings of "something something genders something something lazy millenials something something we won the war and i paid for school with six nickels and a handshake"

Historical note: the post-ww2 GI Bill specifically excluded Black soldiers, thus beginning the extreme wealth disparity between african-american communities and predominantly white suburbs through most of urban america.