So we really want the old folks flooding the arenas now? Fine, I have some ideas to get them in the doors. First we're gonna do an early bird special brunch buffet. For season ticket holders it's free, for seniors its $10 a plate, and everyone else pays $15 a plate. It will be full of eggs, doughnuts, oatmeal or whatever else old people like to munch on in the morning, each senior plate also comes with a large print copy of the newspaper for them to enjoy with their meal or in between periods during the game. Speaking of intermissions there will be bingo cards included with the senior plates as well, during intermissions 4 different rounds of bingo will be played, numbers will be displayed on the jumbotrons to allow everyone playing to play a little easier without having to listen to callouts from the arena announcer.

So we're at cheap food and bingo. That's everything old people like on top of a noon puck drop, God help the SHL.