I mean, I'm completely okay with nooner games. It just means that I get to be home sooner.

But to increase the number of fans in the stands who are older than 60, we're making every intermission a bingo game. We're gonna have a scorecard given to each person who wants one on the way in. Then they can stamp during intermission. Obviously, we'll need people around to make sure we hear the first person to yell bingo.

We're also going to start introducing shuffleboard in the concourse. With the crowd getting older, there will be fewer people in the concourse because they don't ever eat or drink during games. This will leave plenty of space for people to shuffleboard.

And finally, we'll be introducing 'bring your cat to the game' games. Cat's don't do much, so why not let people bring them in?

I think bringing in the older crowd will be amazing, especially in New Jersey where they already play the slowest game possible.