S65 PT #2: Matinée
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Steelhead77
Registered S27, S29, S32, S40, S42 Challenge Cup Champion & Parm King
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Calgary knows a lot about catering to the older crowd as we have some of the leagues oldest members. The first thing I would do to turn the noon games into the place to be for old timers would be to offer a free craftmatic adjustable bed to 100 random fans during the game. Old people love those beds. The next thing I would do would be hold a 1 dollar raffle for an automatic recliner that lifts you up to the standing position so you never have to use your legs to get up from your chair again. I would give away 10 of these per game. The third thing I would do is offer a 10% medication reduction coupon so everyone would save money on their medications. The last thing I would do is have a Polident giveaway night where every fan over 60 gets a free tube of polident to hold their dentures in because let's face it when your old there's two things you can count on... shitting your pants and having your teeth fall out. ---> ParmBorg Highlights <---
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