THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT UNO, ALSO KNOWN AS THE FIRST PROMPT.

Ahh, the seniors, the octegenarians, the old fogues. They have oodles of pocket change and even more birthday money to give. So, in an effort to suck the marrow from the wallets of the elderly, the Baltimore Platoon have come up with an idea they believe will solve this problem. Since most seniors care about telling a bunch of old stories from their lives, the Baltimore Platoon will allow for each hour before game time to be used for a group luncheon where the players sit and have fellowship with the home teams' communities of seniors. Not only will this encourage the elderly to be more involved with their communites (for ONCE (just kidding)), but all the leftovers from the buffet will go to elementary schools around the neighbourhood. So now we've got a bunch of bord players and fed old people and kids. Win-win, baby!