If you want the old people to watch hockey you meed to turn it into old people hockey. More moustaches, longer hair, less padding. Goalies gotta stand in this arena. Nobody can wear a helmet either that is for babies and communists. Fighting is encouraged to toughen up the players. No self respecting old timer is gonna watch some god damn sissy 'goalie interference', 'slashing', 'boarding' whining from the referees... Let them play the damned game. Theyre here to see fuck it chuck it game time shit. They wanna see slap shots that crack the goalie's mask and hits that break the glass on the boards. These oldies are thirsting for violence and we are gonna give it to em. Let the players get drunk i dont care. Give em beer on the house. Lets get a show going and you wont find a bingo hall from here to timbuktu that provides entertainment like that.