Kermit Murphy fucking hates matinee games with a passion. In fact, they make him want to punch a hole in his wall. Luckily, he's made enough money over the years that he can actually punch a hole in his basement wall and get it repaired later. This is how he chooses to start his day at 6am before a matinee game, along with a coffee with two cream and two adderall, before heading to the rink for, in his words, a "why the fuck are we even here" skate. As a self described night owl Muppet, Kermit much prefers to get up at an hour that does not start with a single digit number. When the matinee game is on the road, this is even worse as he sleeps poorly away from home. At home, it at least means he has more time in the evenings to fuck around, but he still makes sure to whine about it to anyone who will listen