starting immediately in order to try to corner the sixty plus market the simulation hockey league (also known as the shl) and simulation major junior hockey league (also known as the smjhl), in addition to starting games at noon (also known as 12 pm), will also be trying their best to entertain their young (in spirit) guests by running the show a little bit differently. firstly, during intermissions and also during tv timeouts, they will be showing old highlights from back in the day on the jumbotron, back when the game was not as soft as it is now and players could bash each others' heads in in order to win back to back dar trophies like our goat cameron carter the second. people will love reminiscing about the old era named after some guy called simon t! next, we will be opening many more bathrooms because bladders start to shrink as people get older or at least that's how i've justified myself needing to pee more nowadays, not sure if it is true (need to double check with our resident pee expert @hotdog). and finally we would be having nathan @micool132 explosion as the host of every hockey game because there is no shl player who is more popular with people from back in the day