S65 PT #2: Matinée
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Vandy
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I mean if you take the number of old people who like hockey and the number of old people who watch NCIS because its noise, you'll draw a circle. Out competing bingo and the wheel isn't hard, you just have to have 'skin' in the game, know what I mean? No? Dancing girls/guys. Ice girls/guys wearing "little" or having little in the way of clothing is great for the imagination. AARP membership giveaways and/or trips to Vegas or a voucher to an early bird special. To be honest, I'd be so stoked if someone offered me a round trip to vegas and a jazzy scooter because walking around drunk and being old has got to be an olympic sport. Though, driving a jazzy drunk could possibly count as a DWI so a tricky catch-22 there. Maybe the arena itself could offer an early bird buffet for season ticketholding oldsters, free food will cause a lot of people to show up. Imagine 10,000 old people all wanting a sammich to watch the game. Because that's what you'll end up with.
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