Task 1: Trivia word: Reno (3/16)

Affiliate PBE PT Affiliate (6/16)

4. Theres a few superstitions that I know of with the SHL trophies. The main one I learned is make sure you disinfect the Four Star Cup before doing anything with it. This is because despite the fact Evgeni Petrov only won it once, he continues to do incredibly unsanitary things with the cup that I legally cant describe without getting fined by Head Office. So just make sure you deep clean it and give it an exorcism before you start celebrating with it, trust me. The other tradition that I know of is that you’re not legally allowed to touch any award unless Angus McFife approves of it. You see, he’s gonna win the cup, so he allows people to touch the cup before him, but you just need his approval. He’s a really nice guy so if you ask politely he’ll let you touch the cup, but the last person who touched it without his approval has still yet to be found. (9/16)

7. Milestones (12/16)


21. The video game boss based on the Inferno is Burstinatrix the Inferno, a giant fire breathing phoenix in the style of a Dark Souls enemy, accompanied by Eko Otterus the Norwegian, the knight riding said phoenix with a giant otter shaped lance that does piercing damage. The strengths of this boss comes from its massive area of effect fire attacks that are immediately followed by Otterus’s high single target damage that catches people not ready for the cycle changes. It also can fly obviously, and because this boss fight isn’t nearly toxic enough its going to have the ability to heal itself if you defeat the phoenix but cant defeat Otterus within 5 minutes. The weakness for the boss is Otterus is able to be knocked off with a well timed Arby’s beef and cheddar sandwich to the head and he is significantly weaker on the ground, and Burstinatrix can be defeated by grabbing a big enough super soaker and simply putting him out. (15/16)

23. Honestly, I appreciate the opportunity to talk about my life for a bit. It’s been exhausting the past two weeks and holy hell I’m tired. I work for my town department of public works so its been all manual labor in 80+ degree days with 90% humidity on most of them so its sweaty and tiring. Its rewarding work though, since its super labor intensive its amazing exercise and I’m continuing on my weight loss goal at a pretty steady rate so cant complain there. Only downside is I think I’m starting to get addicted to coffee again to survive evenings to do stuff, but I guess that’s better than being useless. (17/16)