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While many people are well aware of the playing career of Mike Izzy, very few SHL fans are aware that Izzy was a prolific serial killer throughout Western Canada during his 20 year playing career. It was only after his playing career ended and a huge Calgary Dragons fan and Calgary detective accidentally mixed his game used Izzy mouth guard with other evidence that DNA evidence revealed that Mike Izzy murdered well over 100 people. SHL Head Office was quick to sweep all of this under the rug, not for the sake of Izzy’s personal reputation, but because Izzy was a celebrated character in the league for so long while secretly being human scum. Izzy was known to force feed his victims chicken parms to the point of asphyxiation. In a shocking twist, Izzy’s current whereabouts are unknown, but it is believed he is now located in rural Russia, where his values more closely align with the local culture.


The newest attribute being added to FHM Is called “Possession”. Possession is an attribute that will coexist with Dangling, Offensive Read, Strength, and Balance to determine how well a player is able to hold on to the puck. Adding an extra attribute to the offensive side of the game will add to player build diversity and give players more choices for building the exact type of player they want. A high Possession will allow Power Forwards and other Grinders to ward off defenders and keep control of the puck in corners. It will also allow those types of players, as well as speedsters, to get around defenseman and hold onto the puck on the rush. To help players analyze how well they are maintaining control of the puck, possession stats are going to be added into the postgame summary. Adding more value to different types of players will help shake up the meta and allow for greater player agency in creating the type of player they want.



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