1. Willys

7. Milestones +3TPE 

16. You're damn right I'm about to write 100 words praising Austrian dish Wiener Schnitzel.
This dish is made up of a delicious cut of veal. This is breaded/battered and then deep fried.
This dish is fantastic, its like an orgasm on your tongue.
You can have it as a side to anything or you can have any sort of potatoey side you fancy. Chips? Yes. Buttery potatoes? Yes. Baked potato? Why the fuck not.
Do you want to impress a lady, man, mum, dad? Cook them this delightfully calorific meal and they will be singing your praises the rest of the night. +2TPE 

21. Now this is boss fighting!
The game is souls-like with each of the SHL brandings occurring as boss battles throughout the game.
We are taking an in depth look at the New Orleans Specters boss "The Specter".
This is a mid to late game boss, and is (you guessed it) a Specter aka ghost. The Specter rises out of the ground at the end of a particularly nasty dungeon crawl. He's guarding a very overpowered amulet which allows any weapon to attack undead enemies. These can currently only be hit by Holy damage & silver weapons.
The Specter has an extremely large sword which has very range sweeping blows. It inflicts bleed damage but is rather slow.
Once you've stripped the Specter of its first health bar it refills. The specters neck starts to elongate and it uses its head as a weapon alongside the sword. Being hit by the head inflicts frenzy. 3TPE


22. Friedensreich Hundertwasser is a massive foody. If he isn't playing hockey or training he is instead in the kitchen cooking up some shit.
He videos a lot of his cooking sessions and uploads them to the youtubes. These usually get watched by his mum and his auntie but don't gain any traction aside from that. Until that fateful day where Hundertwasser cooked up his twist on the New Orleans special Gumbo. Where (as usual) he cooked up a side of Austrian dish Schnitzel.
This wasn't anything outside of the norm, and was confusing to Hundertwasser as to why this particular video blew up. It had reached 20000 views by the end of the first day and 1000000 by the end of the week. It was apparent very quickly what had happened. Hundertwasser wasn't wearing anything on his legs as he was behind the kitchen bunker and his arse was on show in the reflection of the oven. +3TPE

I love these kind of prompts. I'll happily talk about myself for 100 words.
Life is good at the moment, I've escaped the call center, I was successful in applying for a promotion to a position with a lot more growth potential and I can't wait.
I've got a couple of says off next week where I'm going to be doing nothing other than sitting in my pants watching The Boys and playing some elden ring
My wife and daughter are both fantastic and happy and I can't believe how lucky I am at the moment. I hope you my grader are having a great year as well.  2TPE