Just who IS the Most Valuable Player in the minors? At first glance I believed without a shadow of a doubt it was Aksel Fiske, but then she was so good that they banned her from QCC, forcing her onto the Manhattan Rage. So that is a very big shame cause otherwise she is the MVP. Next, I thought my waifu Skoomina Hulk A votto the 2nd was in the running, but alas ...Still no update page which slightly hurts player progression. Aneeq's character (I dont know, Zopf or some shit) wanted a shout out, but alas! He is a bozo. Does this even count at this point as a shoutout? Who knows!

So my MVP is Evan Winters! Oh my goodness! The Colorado Raptors have gotten the Most Valuable Player for the minors this season! He has everything you would want in your MVP.

Stats, great potential for the future, good stats and better stats than other people. Yeah, great job Evan! Hopefully he can continue this performance into the playoffs!

[173 words]