Answering for the player prompt:

Honestly, Vaseline Podcalzone, after this many seasons in North America, probably would not have too dry of a sense of humor. I mean, he's been playing in the SMJHL and SHL combined for like well over ten seasons now (a decade in sim league time, if you will). So, honestly, he would be pretty excited to have the opportunity to take part in some YouTube channel takeover, you know, that sort of thing.

The content might not be nearly as entertaining as some might hope. I mean, Podz kinda has that simple good life going on for him. His little condo right on top of the arena. His cozy kitchen filled with his coffee machine (or coffee machines, honestly), and a pretty decently packed pantry of food. Podz definitely would not be the type of guy to get takeout food.

Podz would probably have his breakfast and then just film a bunch at the rink, and then call it a day. I mean, he honestly doesn't have enough social media influencer energy to be too entertaining. He wouldn't be too boring, though.

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