I want to take a page out of my teammate @minaj27 's approach, largely because I don't know how much more can really be said about Bnana NWaffles and I like VaRieTy. 

MVP always favours the flashy stats, so NWaffles is an easy shoe-in as a contender. He's at or very near the top of the leaderboard in goals, assists, points, shots, shooting percentage, and plus/minus. If it's an offensive stat, Bnana is chilling there like he owns it. Even ignoring the numbers themselves, he is a huge reason for Detroit's success and that quite literally makes him their most valuable player. He's the "even with a blindfold" pick.

A defenseman pick is harder to sort out because you have to decide what about them is important in making them most valuable at their position. If I went with the all-rounder approach, I'd be going full homer biased and pick Alexander Minaj. I know he's a rookie, BUT: dude is in the mix for everything among his fellow dmen. Not only does he rock in offensive stats, but he also right up there in hits and plays a very clean game especially in comparison to other D who are above him in scoring. That said, my MVP from the defense group is Nash Topalo, entirely because he's adorbs and also tackles everything that moves. 

As for the goaltenders, I actually WILL go full, unrepentant homer and put forward Caleb Hayden as my pick. He doesn't necessarily have the impressive individual stats other goalies in the league do. Many of them excel in one place or another, but Hayden is more often than not the deciding factor in QCC games in that he can watch his entire team collapse in front of him like pollen-drunk honey bees and steals the game for them. Even with 116 GA and a not so elite GAA of 2.75, he's #1 in wins and shutouts. Also want to give a special shoutout to the tandem duo of Jackson Cannon and Alexis Texas in REG.