Prompt 1

For S68, the Baltimore Platoon will be introducing a limited-edition franchise heritage jersey. For 5 home games during the S68 season, Baltimore will honor their almost 15th(?) anniversary of moving to Baltimore, MD with special jerseys sponsored by Old Bay. There’s nothing more Maryland than crabs and Old Bay, so with a commemorative 15th anniversary patch (sponsored by Old Bay) and a one-off Crab Platoon logo, this is gonna be wild. The color scheme retains the classic red and navy blue, but replaces the white/silver with a gold-yellow reminiscent of the aforementioned spice.

This promotion is 100% a cash grab to pay for Johnny Hamilton’s additional secretarial staff, due to the lack of a Co-GM. The budget saved by not having a Co-GM has now been overtaken by so many aides to help the Big Man™ do the job. It is expected that the promotional jerseys, hats, and shirts will gross more than Don Juan’s S67 contract. People love Old Bay, so it’s expected the tie in will bring crab fans and hockey fans alike to American Airlines Arena.

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