The Buffalo stampede, limited edition jersey would be sick. It’d be all flesh collared neck to waste the sleeves with have cheesy tribal, tattoos all over them they would look totally awesome. And on the front would have a picture of the whole team without their shirts on, and it would just say buffal-Bros.
We will be touching each other, and like looking at each other, and smiling there be a sun on the shoulder so they can all bask in the sun and tan their cum gutters. The numbers in the lettering would all be sausages, because making them penises would be too overly sexual and possibly sexist. Why would we make this jersey you ask well, it’s for a good reason and that reason is pure unbridled love of the game. can we be a real hot commodity especially because we would make each player jersey the correct skin tone. I don’t know if that matters or maybe that would be a problem if we played somebody that had… You know what never mind we’re all gonna be the same color hockey doesn’t see color but it’s his cum gutters