S67 Championship Week

S67 Championship Week Due: November 6th @ 11:59 PM (PST)

TheHammer43
Registered
Goalie's worst nightmare

#132

10-30-2022, 11:53 PM (This post was last modified: 10-30-2022, 11:56 PM by TheHammer43. Edited 2 times in total.)

20. Written, 3 TPE, Championship Leek (150 words min.)
If you were the judge of a Leek competition, what would you be looking for? How would you choose the championship Leek? Aesthetics only? Is taste a factor for you? How do you weigh each factor in your decision? Tell me, in 150 words, how you would define the perfect championship winning Leek.

If I were a leek competition judge heres how I would decide which leeks were the best of the best. First of all, we want the best tasting leek, we don't want any terrible tasting leek winning the competition, that is a huge no-no. Secondly I think size definelty should be a big factor here, there are tons of contest where the biggest fruit and or vegetable are the winners, it's really upsetting that they don't taste them, I would be judging to see how long the "leaves" of the leek are and how "girthy" the base of the leek is. Lastly I think the prettiest green colors should be a deciding factor in this leek contest, either pretty dark green colors or a beautiful light green, no browns due to wilting "leaves" or any blemishes, we're going souly for presentation, length, girth, and taste, and that is how I would score if I were on a judge in a leek competition.
[162 words]

21. Written / Graphic, 3 TPE, Speedrunning (150 words min.)
Speedrunning is a huge movement in the video game world, and frankly I feel like the SHL is falling behind in this department. Pitch me a few different speedrun categories we could have in the SHL. Take it seriously! Or don’t! Is there any actual potential in this idea, or am I silly for suggesting it? As a graphic option, depict your player as a Twitch streamer going for a world record in the game of your choice!

Could we speedrun through an entire Simulated hockley league season? I mean we definelty could but obviously no one would probably enjoy it and I feel like we all would feel like there would be so much potential lost in the season, I have no idea why but whenever one of my games are simmed and we lose I feel even though it probably would have had the same outcome that if the game were to be watched that there would have been a better chance at winning, at least as far as my luck goes. Lets just say for the fun of it, what would happen if we were to sim a whole season, what would we expect? I think I would be really eager on one hand to see how my team did but I also feel like there would be no point in that whole season, like it would be wasted. Now if we're talking about simming a whole players career now that would be something interesting, I'm not too sure how the TPE would work out like maybe we would just add the amount of potential TPE that player would have earned during that peroid of time and continue simming, but I would like to see something like that, would they win any cups? would they break any records? who knows? maybe one day.
[228 words]

22. Written / Graphic, 3 TPE, We Should Start a Band! (150 words min.)
Hockey is no longer in fashion, we’re doing music now! Choose a couple of friends from around the league to form a band with! Who do you choose, what instruments do they play, and what kind of music do you all make together? As a graphic task, show me your band together performing in their home arena.

okay I'm choosing these players solely because I like them so don't come at me bro, I think Caleb Hayden, Myself, Ekaterina & Artemis (Kelowna) would be my band, why do I choose mainly Kelowna Knights? Because Kelowna rules and it's my band, why Caleb Hayden? Because he's a cool dude and we're chill like that homie. Alright, I would be the lead singer of the band because I got some dope lyrics and some pipes, Caleb Hayden gives me huge drummer vibes so he's gonna be rocking the drums, Arty? I want Arty slamming some mad guitar for me so I pick him to play the guitar, and finally, because Ekaterina gives me eastern-blocker vibes I think I'm gonna give Ekaterina the accordion, I have no idea if that is a Eastern-blocker instrument but it gives me eastern blocker vibes so I assume Ekaterina can slay some mad accordion notes. This bands name? Hammer and the nails, hell yeah now that's what I call a band name, and we'll play some rock music and everyone will love it.
[179 words]

14. Podcast, 3 or 4 TPE
Record a mini-podcast on any of the below topics!
-The S67 Challenge Cup series
-The S67 Four Star Cup series
-An S67 IIHF preview
-A Breakdown of how your favorite hockey team’s season has started off

1 person Mini-Pod: 3 TPE for 8 minutes or 4 TPE for 10 Minutes
2 person Mini-Pod: 3 TPE for 10 Minutes or 4 TPE for 15 Minutes
Post the direct link to your podcast.

LINK TO THE PODCAST HERE

7. Milestones, up to 3 TPE
Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 7 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Post your claim in the milestones thread for tpe earned per stat, and then link that post in your CW submission. This is done because the person who grades CW will be a different person than double-checks milestones
[url=+ TPE - [/url]].SMJHL MILESTONES