S67 Championship Week
Due: November 6th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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Arkz
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0. Affiliate - 3 TPE
ISFL Affiliate 1. CW Trivia - 3 TPE Verification 7. Milestones - 1 TPE S67 Milestones 20. Championship Leek - 3 TPE Judging leeks is a serious matter, and do not let anyone tell you differently. There is a lot to a leek that can occasionally go unnoticed by the less-observant populace. Aesthetics, of course, are always of import. One cannot have a championship leek unless it is of the highest quality, the choicest rareness, the rare spiciness and and shock that only the greatest leeks can supply. No one is impressed or shocked with a minor, predictable leek. One must be rendered speechless at the mere sight of the leek, truly confounded in its size, girth, and proportions. But that is not the only measure of a quality leek. One must also question its timing, its ability to deliver, delight, and surprise. The leek itself must be able to take you on a journey, at once both familiar and surprising. A difficult bridge to walk, which only the choicest and most impressive leeks could possible content. 21. Speedrunning - 3 TPE For those that are unaware, 'speedrunning' is sort of an unofficial challenge that people put on themselves when it comes to any activity. some sort of task that requires precision and skill in order to deliver on a deadline. In video games, where this is most common, the top records and times can only be achieved with feats of daring and technical expertise. If we were to bring the same concept to the SHL, there's a few targets that are obvious choices. Fastest time to go from missing the playoffs to a Cup win. Or perhaps how long between being drafted and hitting 500 goals in the SHL. But those are obvious and somewhat boring awards. I want to see the folks who speed run fastest to some absurd amount of penalty minutes in a season. Or how long until they are traded for spare parts as a unneeded or wanted player. Something interesting, that you don't see every day. 22. We Should Start a Band - 3 TPE You know, there's probably more money in music these days anyway. Imagine the residuals you can live off of if you manage to get a hit out there. So if we were starting a band, I suppose that Jon St. Ark would be a drummer. Think about it, when you are behind a drum kit you need to do another of things at once with your feet and your arms. Goalies must practice the same sort of skills, using their whole bodies in order to make a clutch save or take up space in the net. Also, goalies are typically in an incredibly important place in the game but they are not always at the forefront, the way a forward or a lead guitarist might be. So drummers are goaltenders, that means we need to fill in the other spots of the lineup. At lead guitar We can put Nikolaj Boyle on bass guitar, because he plays a great supporting role on defense and should be used to it. And then we'll put Xavier Doom and Vlastislav Mailk in guitar and let them fight out who gets to be lead. 16/16 TPE |
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