1. Trivia
Verification word: Boom

3. song of da ploffs
The SHL's official song of the playoffs should be G.W.W. by Revanchist. the reason being that i wrote/recorded the song and it's good. For real tho, this shit goes hard - it's perfect for the intensity we all know and love from playoff hockey. what better to match with hard hitting, aggressive and primal hockey than hard hitting, aggressive and primal riffs? it's a match made in heaven, a true no brainier, it's obvious when you sit down and really think about it with your thinkin' brain. plus the music video we made for it has lots of blood, which is also a staple of SHL playoff hockey. or it should be anyways. we should start sticking lil razor blades in the gloves of players kinda how they used to do in the WWE. i see absolutely no downside to this plan. Ok that's enough, go listen to my song now please and thank you very much. (157 words)

4. swallowed

'm gonna make the argument that the Regina Elk teams for these last two seasons, s66 and S67, was fantastic and absolutely deserved a better a fate than they were dealt in the end. Both teams were absolutely stacked with capped out players with some solid young blood adding crucial depth. S67 was the best season in Elk history and the round 2 loss in 6 was really a punch to the gut, truly a loss that will sting for some time for all those involved.

So instead of focusing on the pain, i'd like to go over the amazing members of those Regina teams. Of course ,one cannot start a discussion on the recent regular season dominance by Regina without talking about the legendary leader, D.A.D. He led on and off the ice. M'baku and Don Juan also contributed mightly to the offence, while the defence driven by the likes of Lord Farquaads, Hodor, and Angry Gilmore combined with rookie hotshot goalie Alexis Texas to have a league leading GAA. overall, while the playoffs disapointments sting, the S66 and S67 Regina Elk teams were truly something special. (187 words)

5. Hotel california

While Kezia does pride themselves on their physical ability and athletic acumen as a player, they still know when to blow off some steam, especially during particularly turbulent road trips. Kezia absolutely loves live music and will take every oppurtunity to see a band that they might only vaguely know of or like while on the road. Usually this involves dragging a couple teammates out to shows with them, and while some might protest initially, by the end of the evening everybody along for the ride is usually in various states of non-sobriety which generally makes everyone forget about any misgivings they might have had. Early on in their junior career with the Regina Elk, this proved to be an issue for Kezia as he was late to a couple practices which resulted in disciplinary action  on more than one occasion. As Kezia grew as a player and matured as an adult, they learned to strike a balance between work and play. (162 words)


7. +3 TPE - Milestones

13. AI is real art