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"Headlines" by Drake. No changes, no cover, no different singer. Just drizzy playing headlines. All time banger. No need to change anything about it. Just have a highlights compilation or something related to the playoffs with his bars in the back. Everyone is tuned in, nobody needs or wants anything more. The vibes are immaculate, what else could you want. They played headlines in the club last night and I was all over it. Yelling every lyric in the booth. Fucking loved that shit. And if I just loved the song as it was, imagine how much people would love the song with some really cool and exciting playoffs hockey highlights overlayed on top. Just crisp, prime, promotional material. Hard to see any possibility where someone would not like it. Hard to imagine this is only 20 words, like cmon now how much more do I have to do. Anyway, in conclusion, summary, whatever you want to call it. The SHL needs to buy the rights to headlines by Drake.




Best team to not win was S49 New England Wolfpack. Absolutely dominated our way to the finals only to get swept by the Edmonton Blizzard because our hall of fame goalie choked in STHS and we got swept. Absolutely gutting loss, I cannot believe it still to this day. I legitimately believe if we won that season, half the team wouldn't have left in S54 (since me and G were the catalysts of everyone else requesting a trade, and if we won we both probably would have stayed, thus resulting in those other hoes also staying. Another gutting New England Wolfpack of the SImulation Hockey League loss was in S53, when we won the President's trophy, but revered GMs goldenglutes and hotdog did not know how to test sim and after winning the presidents trophy, we got absolutely dumpstered by, I believe Hamilton Steelcocks. That loss for sure was the reason that everyone left. Like I said before the S49 win would have possibly allowed the team to not fall apart, even with the S53 loss happening.



Funny story, not at all relevant to the prompt, but the table I had dinner at last night, was booked by the Nashville Predators to eat at after their game last night, and we were all talking mad shit about them when the Canucks were up 3-0. Bet that team was pretty happy when they got there, seeing as they won the game 4-3. Anyway, I could not really name any players on the active roster of the team I currently play on, the Hamilton Steelhawks of the Simulation Hockey League. Perhaps, JP? The most active user. He's old now, always stays in. Make questionable jokes and talks about his wife all the time. Other than that, literally do not know anyone else that is still on the team. So my answer for this question is in the past I would stay with JSS, and we would go clubbing after any game that we won, where the did not have another game the following day.



The craziest thing we have done in the locker room must have been in the Simulation Minor Junior Hockey League back on the Kelowna Knights teams, roughly S45 or S46. God damn my player is old as fuck, I need to retire already. Back then, an all time classic superstition or ritual or whatever you would like to call it was I would come down bursting through the locker room doors, WWE entrance style, music and everything. In the locker room all of the other players would sit in the circle, prepared, ready for me to make my entrance. And I would go around the circle one by one, and as my name illustrates, clap the dicks of all of the players. Starting with the captain of course, cause why else would you be a captain, what would possibly be any other benefit, and then moving along the starting line up, and goalie, and then all of the other players in age order, from oldest to youngest. What a meme that was. Real media piece I wrote too 4 ish years ago. Details are perhaps a little bit different, but pretty much the same.



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