As Luca Pane entered the locker room for the first time, the Scarecrows were just starting their satanic ritual of sacrificing pieces of corn. It was a very strange sight. Since the Scarecrows has three first round picks, Luca walked in with Hugh Manius and Walt "Clyde" Frazier. The three of us did not know what to expect but found a nice cozy corner with a little drinks table where we proceeded to drink what we thought was very thick wine. It turned out we had a huge misunderstanding. They were not sacrificing the corn, they were cooking it. The bottle we were drinking from was actually melted butter. I am sure you can imagine the look on our faces when we ruined the Sunday Night Corn Dinner by drinking all the butter. Most of the team laughed it off and called it simple rookie mistakes, but the GM did not look too thrilled about having to run to get my butter from the grocery store.

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