S68 SMJHL PT #1 - Nice Places
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sharksisback
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Big Walter Ulrich walked into the Kelowna Knights locker room with a purpose. He dropped his bag off next to his locker and stated his business. "I have come to drink beer and win titles, and I'm all out of beer." Upon this startling news, Walter's teammates pointed him to the nearest liquor store because it would be heinous if the rookie wasn't aware of his many booze options in Kelowna. Plus, how could they make him buy them booze later if he didn't know where to get it now? Simply put, hazing the rookie to buy alcohol for them would be impossible! Walter dragged his fellow rookies on this journey, as he was not about to be the only one who knew where to get bad, cheap vodka. When they returned, the rookies were hailed as heroes, as Kelowna's GM stood by the door, incredibly disappointed.
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