Avakael
Edward Flinders walked into the Colorado Raptors locker room in a dinosaur costume, in the hope of outing one of the other players as a furry. Fortunately, there were no furries in the room, so after he changed out of the costume, he carried on as usual and left his sawn off shotgun at the bottom of his gear bag. The team showed all the rookies around the training facility and did some drills for a couple of hours, but after that everyone decided to blow off some steam and get coffee in downtown Denver. The coffee trip turned into a 3 hour debate about stonks, which then became a 4 hour N64 smash bros tournament, and finally ended in everyone getting wasted in a dive bar. Fortunately, this was exactly what Edward Flinders had in mind when he decided to play professional hockey, and next morning everyone was fully bonded and training together hungover. Did someone say beep test?
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) | | Movement and Contracts | | S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R] Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52 Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37 Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46 1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class | SHL Career | SHL Regular Seasons | S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) | | S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) | | S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) | | S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) | | S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) | | S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) | | S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) | | S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) | | S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) | | S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) | | S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) | | S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) | | S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) | | S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) | | S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) | | S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) | | S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) | | S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) | | S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) | | S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) | | S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) | SHL Playoffs | S32 | (DNQ) | | S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) | | S34 | (DNQ) | | S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) | | S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) | | S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) | | S38 | (DNQ) | | S39 | (DNQ) | | S40 | (DNQ) | | S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) | | S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) | | S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) | | S44 | (DNQ) | | S45 | (DNQ) | | S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) | | S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) | | S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) | | S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) | | S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) | | S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) | | S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) | | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) | | S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) | SMJHL Playoffs | S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) | | S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) | | Awards | Awards Won | S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman | S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team | S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede) Awards Nominated | S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP) | S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | Movement and Contracts | | S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA | S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA | S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals | S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans | S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede | S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede | S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus, | S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede | S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede | S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede | S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede | S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
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