Creative Prompt

If I'm going full MonStars in an effort to bring back Louise St. Martin's prolific scoring from the FHM6 era of the SHL, I'm going the one way I know... not some magic device, not some creepy ass sneak attack, not a trap. No, I'm attacking them through psychic vampirism. Using the powers of a third eye awakened from years of off-ice meditation, and way too fucking many fantasy settings, I will lock eyes with the other team's star player on the bench or in the penalty box and slowly sap away every last bit of quality from them until they don't even know how to stand on their skates. Not only does it not require any sort of physical contact in case of world-breaking pandemic, not only does it buff the team, they can't even prove that I did anything particularly wrong!