Creative Written Prompt

Professor Farnsworth has burst in and said "Good News Everyone! I have created a new ray gun that creates an energy beam and steals the skills from the best players and transfers it to you and I want you to test it Fry."

Fry is excited and enlists his best pal Bender to plan the ultimate skill stealing heist. They start by converting the Planet Express hangar into a speakeasy and start spreading word around the league of a cool new bar with the promises of hookers and Blackjack. They call in favors from their friends Amy and Leela to flirt with the targeted players and devise a clever way of laser targeting the ray to tag specific people. By the end of the night the plan has come together and worked flawlessly, or so they thought.

Professor Farnsworth initials the transfers of skills into Fry and he quickly heads to the rink to test out his newly acquired skills only to find he can't even pass the puck more than 5 feet much less stay standing on his skates. When he questions the Professor he remarks "Oh my, I had wired this thing backwards. Fry any skill you had before has now been transferred to those top players. You're even worse than you were before."

Fry should have known better.

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