Quote:Written Task: What skills would you take from which players around the league if you wanted to make your player the best they could be? What kind of attributes would you be looking for? Scoring touch? Longevity? Glove hand? Speed? What skills would be most important to your player, and who do you steal them from? (150+ words)

"So, doc, I can steal any skills I want?"
"My design is highly experimental, but yeah, that's how it works."
"I want Jacques Hammer's scoring abilities. He knows how to put a goal in the net."
"Excellent, anything else?"
"I want to stop pucks with my blocker, like Sea Jebus."
"You... you're playing center. I doubt that would be practical. Ask for skills that would make you a better teammate".  
"Ok, I get it. I want to announcer's ability to say Munko Aitmukhambetov's name. I have struggled for months."
"I was thinking more about..."
"... And I want a cool name. A better one. Like Cole Dasice."
"This is not what I meant by..."
"... And I also want to be a superhero too. A hockey player during the evening, and a superhero during the day, drinking beer. Like Aleman.  I want to be Aleman's sidekick."
"Pete Aleman is not a superhero..."
"Of course, he is. He has a great name, and an even better alter ego."
"*sigh*  Okay, anything else?"